Perfection Overdose
ultimatekimkardashian:

His & Hers
omgwang:

the school removed the mirror in the bathroom and someone wrote on the wall

i hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment

cockkkkkkkk:

We are nearly 2 months away from 2014 and I’m still not hot

does anyone else have sad days where you just feel like shit for no reason and when someone asks whats wrong you dont know how to reply and you get that feeling in your throat like youre gonna cry and you cant stop it

Every Horse Movie Ever

liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

msynergy:

Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk. 

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mtvnotbullets:

“Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.