nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

queeflto:

“reblog my selfie you mother fuckers” a quote by jesus

overlordleaveshiswife:

tltty:

everyone in the world has an iphone except me i feel like a nun

samischino:

frapputwinko:

I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know

awkwardvagina:

fun fact: if you replace the ‘c’ in fact with ‘r’ you have fart and that my friends is a+ comedy genius

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

Anonymous

Are you calling me fat.