[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
“reblog my selfie you mother fuckers” a quote by jesus
I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
fun fact: if you replace the ‘c’ in fact with ‘r’ you have fart and that my friends is a+ comedy genius
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
I can't believe I lost a bunch of weight using the TUMBLR DIET!!! Are u using this too? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TwitterHealthDiet[d0t]com
Are you calling me fat.