i hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
We are nearly 2 months away from 2014 and I’m still not hot
does anyone else have sad days where you just feel like shit for no reason and when someone asks whats wrong you dont know how to reply and you get that feeling in your throat like youre gonna cry and you cant stop it
Every Horse Movie Ever
- Girl: I don't want to move to the country
- Parents: You have to, your not-that-bad behavior is out of control.
- Girl: You're ruining my life!
- Uncle: Hi! I'm the horse-crazy uncle that's in danger of losing my ranch! Here, have a welcome home present, a half-trained, dangerous young stallion!
- Girl: Awesome! Now I can enter a contest and win enough money to save your ranch, all while curing me of my reckless behavior and learning the value of friendship and hard work in the process!
my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
That’s the biggest waist I have ever heard of
r u calling me fat
Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.
“Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.